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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What could be the result if I block a covert narc back after he said blocks were going back up, maybe we try this again?

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is Melania still angry that she failed as a model? Why is she so cold and hostile? Why did she blame everyone for her actions in her trite book?

Still no good

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Does the pro-choice movement realise that all the money used to subside abortions can be used to subsidize daycare and other financial support for single mothers with unplanned pregnancies?

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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